winterlong

[think tank]

Anyone doing anything cool for winterbreak?



Me...well I have it all laid out. I am going on this wonderful adventure into the Russian artic to collect snow samples from an alien crash site know as фекалии в шлеме and bring it back to a team of scientists in Jakarta who will add some leaves from the fabled tree of the dead found in the mountains of Tibet and process it into a paste. I will then take that paste back to Texas and put it on toothbrush and brush my teeth. My breath will be minty fresh. Thats the plan. I shall execute this dangerous voyage at night without being seen or heard and return by sunrise 2 days later.

[joemama]

I too will be in the Russian Arctic collecting meteorite samples from a monstrous crash that occurred in 1918. I will then bring my samples back to the states where I can sell them for $50 a gram. Then I will drink egg nogg and buy a new sweatshirt from wal-mart.

[Goobeies]

I am going to get really warm and cozy next to a smoldering fire with a nice cup of whiskey and a smooth fatty-bo-batty joint with some chips and dip next to me...all of the sudden 25 people are going to bust into my house with 15 kegs and 46 bottles of liquor and a bottle of wine chanting "JASON, JASON, JASON"! and everyone will have to do a keg stand if they want to take a hit off the hooka that is filled with the finest herb Canada has to offer, and after hours and hours of card games such as stip-poker, Presidents and Assholes, Poker, Kings, and various random ones it will start to snow outside and everyone will rush to the big field next to the house and start building snowmen until Timmy starts throwing snow balls at John and then everyone joins in!!

I can't wait!

[lestat]

as long as you will be back in two days. if snoop dogg was santa claus i would have a better winterbreak.